hello everyone

i like cheese

cheese tastes nice

but it smells a bit funny

and most cheese is yellow

and i don't like yellow

but cheese is nice anyway

because it tastes nice

sometimes i pretend to be a mouse when i eat cheese

and i nibble at it

or i put it on the floor

and crawl over to it and smell it first

then eat it

cheese is fun

it can be a toy also

i like to throw it at my sister because she doesn't like cheese and she will cry

and my parents will get angry

but i give them cheese and they will be happy

because they like cheese too

just like me

i think that's why i like cheese

because my parents do too

cheese is the best food in the world

without it, i will die

that's why i always seem so emo

it's because i've not been having enough cheese

yup

so if i seem upset

give me cheese please

I LOVE CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE